A Cruise Packing Guide for the Over-Thinkers (and Under-Packers!)

We’re Going On a Cruise! A Maximalist Cruise Packing Guide for the Ultimate Comfort Vacationing

Okay, let’s talk cruise control, which is the kind that comes with a side of ocean views and unlimited dessert! Whether you’re a “pack every shade of lipstick just in case” kind of gal or the “one carry-on conquers all” minimalist queen, this unofficial cruise packing guide is your BFF for a stress-free (and seriously stylish) cruise vacation.

For My Over-Packers: Less is More (But Make it Fashion!)

We get it, the struggle is real. That sparkly jumpsuit might be perfect for a spontaneous disco night on deck. But before you recreate your entire closet on the Lido deck, here’s the deal: most cruise lines have laundry services, and trust me, that extra suitcase space is better filled with souvenirs (and maybe another pair of shoes… okay, I’ll stop!).

Here’s your streamlined strategy:

• Capsule Wardrobe is Key: Pick a color palette and mix-and-match pieces. Think flowy dresses, comfy shorts, a statement jacket, and chic separates.
• Accessorize Like a Boss: Jewelry, scarves, and hats take minimal space and can completely transform an outfit.
• Shoes, Shoes, Shoes (But Not ALL the Shoes): A pair of comfy sandals, stylish sneakers, heels for those fancy nights, and maybe some waterproof flip-flops for the pool deck. Done!

For My Minimalists: Embrace the Luxury, Honey!

You’ve mastered traveling light, but a cruise is your chance to indulge. Think of “elevated essentials” that enhance your experience without weighing you down.

Level-Up Your Minimalist Game:

• Wrinkle-Release Spray: cruiseliners forbid steamers and irons (check with your cruise line to verify).  Besides, who wants to iron on vacation? 
• A Fancy Clutch: go for a small, elegant evening clutch.
• Foaming Hand Soap: it is pure luxury to use soap that you like!
• A Water-Resistant Bag: I recommend the Longchamp. She’s adorable and packs a lot for such a compact bag.
• Poopouri spray: for your discretion.
• A catch-all: for everything in one place!

Unexpected Essentials for EVERYONE:

All right, now for the good stuff. These are the items you might not think of, but will THANK ME for later:

• Magnetic Hooks: Cabin walls are metal! Hang your wet swimsuit, hats, bags… you name it.
• Lanyard with a wallet pouch
• Wet Wipes
• Door Magnets: identify your cabin in an easier fashion!
• Fiber Gummies: for gut health
• Spanizing spray: Pick something discrete and safe! Like hypochlorous acid.
• Body pain relief cream: for instant relief from all that walking.
• A light coat: yes, a coat! it can get cold outside on the deck. Stargaze and stay warm!
• Cork-screw: for cabin glasses of vino
• Over-the-Door Shoe Organizer: Maximize space by storing toiletries, sunscreen, and all the shoes!
• Portable Charger: Cruising means photos, videos, and some late-night scrolling. Don’t get caught with a dead battery!
• Reusable Water Bottle: Stay hydrated and save money (and the environment!).
• Travel-Sized First Aid Kit: Blisters, headaches, seasickness… be prepared!
• A Good Book (or Two): Sometimes you simply want to unplug and relax by the pool.

Bonus Tip: Pack a small, foldable tote bag for carrying souvenirs, snacks, and sunscreen on port days.

And the Things You Can Leave Behind:

• Hairdryer and Towels: Your cabin will have them.
• Formal Gown: Unless your cruise has a strict dress code, a cocktail dress will do just fine.
• Stress: Seriously, leave it at home. You’re on vacation!
• Anything pointy!

So there you have it, ladies! Pack smart, travel light (or at least lighter!), and have an amazing cruise adventure. Now go forth and conquer the buffet line! 🛳️🥂